A note from Kelli's brother Jeff:

Years and years ago I said to Kelli "Hey Kelli! I bought my domain name, jeffbowne.com, to make myself a website."

She said "Wow, I wish I had my own website name!"

So I checked, and kellibowne.com was available, so I told her.

She said "How much does that cost?", I said "It's only $14.90 a year.", and she said "What!? That's way too much money!"

So I bought this domain and made this website as terrible as I could. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯